CAN SUCH THINGS BE?

FLYING PIG BECOMES HAM PILOT

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Sign in a cemetery:

  

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PEDESTRIAN HIT - DOG CHARGED WITH DANGEROUS DRIVING

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GARBAGE CAN CHARGED WITH LITTERING AFTER THROWING AWAY HUMAN BEING!


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MILITARY-INDUSTRIAL COMPLEX GOES BANKRUPT BECAUSE PEOPLE REFUSE TO HATE AND GO TO WAR!

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