Q: Why did the five-dollar bill cross the road?
A: The wind blew it.
A thousand-dollar bill walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Come back later. I don't have enough change."
"Knock. Knock."
"Who's there?"
"Not enough."
"Not enough who?"
"Not enough money to go any further."
Q: How much money does it take to change a light bulb?
A: A fortune if you use union light-bulb changers.
Having money earn interest makes cents.
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