Thursday, February 12, 2015

THE THINGS YOU SEE ON THE SUBWAY




It is afternoon rush hour in Toronto.  I get on the northbound Yonge Subway at Eglinton Avenue.  All the seats are taken, but it is not that crowded leaving some room for living between those of us who are standing.

Across from me, also standing, is a nice-looking blonde woman.  She is wearing a pink parka and blue jeans.  She is holding an almost-full bottle of water upright near her mouth.  The cap is on the bottle.  She starts running her tongue up and down the bottle.  Then she starts kissing and sucking the bottle.  

I was going to make some smart-ass comment, but she looked as if she was missing some batteries from her vibrator.  Past experience has taught me that crazy people do not take kindly to smart-ass comments.  I kept my mouth shut.

The women around us pretended not to notice what was going on.  They either looked in every other direction away from the subway porn star, or they buried they eyes deep in their books and magazines.

We men did no pretending.  When we weren’t watching the performance, we looked at each other and laughed with our eyes.

The subway porn star only performed for one stop.  She got off at Lawrence Avenue taking her happy water bottle with her.

What would come over a woman to start licking, kissing and sucking a bottle of water?  Was she practicing asking her boss for a raise?

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