"Hey sweetie, can I pick your nose?"
"Would you like to come back to my place and look at my rash?"
"I love how your ear lobes hold your earrings."
"I have a gut feeling that we were meant to be together --
particularly in my bowels.
"I would love to soak our dentures in the same glass!"
"I love the way you sneeze on me."
"How quickly do you think I can memorize your telephone
number?"
"Would you like to run barefoot through the park with me? We
could watch the doggy caca ooze through our toes."
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