I am grateful that my tears are not made of hydrochloric acid.
I am grateful that the sun goes down at sundown, and not up.
I am grateful that a cliff hasn't fallen off me.
I am grateful for the Seven Seas, but I don't know why.
I am grateful for having a womb of my own before I was born.
I am grateful that my parents were not goats.
I am grateful for yesterday. I am grateful for today. I haven't decided about tomorrow.
I am grateful that I am not a zombie. I've never had brains, and do not want to start eating them now.
I am grateful that it is not Thanksgiving. I'm not ready yet.
