ON BAD WEATHER

Snow went into a bar and the bartender said, "What will it be, drifter?"
And the snow said, "How did you know that I was a drifter?"
And the bartender replied, "It was the way you blew in."

Do snowstorms ever catch colds?

"How many light bulbs does it take to change the weather?"

"How many?"

"None.  The weather changes itself."