THE NATIONAL HOMELESS SHOW

The National Homeless Show,  presented by The Economy, will have experts offering advice on,

• Renting or owning your park bench;
• Renovating your park bench;
• How to care for your newspapers and shopping bags;
• Dealing with zealous security guards in shopping malls;
• Keeping your clothing and blankets bedbug-free;
• Making the most of public washrooms; and
• Making your body odor work for you.

Ticket Price - Whatever change you can spare

Special Draws for a state-of-the-art shopping carts

Free Food

Everything you need to know to enjoy your homelessness.

". . . And finally, we find the state of your public washrooms below standard compared to other public washrooms in the Universe. The threat of dirty public washrooms by any group -- anywhere -- can no longer be tolerated . . . "