ADDICTIONS COUNSELOR - Counsels people on how to become addicted to coffee, cigarettes, alcohol and other drugs.
LAWYER - Practises law and sometimes gets it right.
PHOTOGRAPHER - Takes pictures, but returns them once he or she gets caught.
IMMIGRATION OFFICER - Examines applications for immigration, citizenship and visas and lets everybody in anyway.
POLICE OFFICER - Protects people and property by handing out tickets.
FUNNY BONE TECHNICIAN - Attempts to service the funny bone by writing silly blogs.
