DID YOU KNOW . . . ?

Did you that the mind and body are often connected by a neck?


Did you know that dried water is not wet. 


Did you know that something hot is cold when compared to something really, really, really, hot?


Did you know that 50% off is better than 50% on?


Did you know that cutting off your head will stop hair loss?


Did you know that dreams have orgasms when they come true?


Did you know that intuition is better than outtuition?



Did you know that shampoo is found in the sewage of Shams?

Did you know that you can reduce your appetite by eating?




Did you know that you can stop most itching and scratching by washing?

 

Did you know that this is what most people see when they close their eyes?

Did you know that you have reached the bottom line? __________________________________________

A SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE

"Oh please!" he prayed.  "Please give me some kind of Spiritual Manifestation, some sign.  Please give me something to reassure me and guide me as to what to do."

He had followed his gut, no matter where it led him, because he had faith in his Inner Guidance.  But sometimes doubt would rise along the way.  Was it a test?  The doubt would last until The Universe sent some sign, out of nowhere, removing the doubt and giving him guidance.

"Please," he continued, "I don't know what to do.  Please send me a sign.  Please!"

He started to cry.  How desperate he was!  He followed his gut.  Why would it lead him down such a bleak path?  What was the purpose?  Where would he end up?

Then he felt it in his gut!  Out of nowhere, without any warning, he began to shit his pants.  Tons and tons of shit filling his underwear and running down legs!  Oh, the abundance of The Universe!  Here was the sign.  Here was his Spiritual Manifestation.  Here was the message from The Universe.  How warm and comforting!  Now he knew what to do, and he gave thanks.