Here's What I Think:

I think salt and pepper shakers should come with instructions.

I think poop should go to prison for stinking.

I think Mother Nature should get married before it's too late.

I think airplanes should be furry for no reason in particular.

I think someone should invent car and house keys that come to you when you call them.

I think deaf people should get free admission to concerts.

I think a house fire should stop itself before it causes any damage.

I think clouds should have skin to help them keep their shapes.

I think bombs should fall asleep before they explode and never wake up.

I think God should sell the pen he used to write The Bible.

I think God should use the money, from the sale of his pen, to buy personalities for people who do not have them.

I think we should be able to send our excess body weight on permanent vacations.

I think monkeys should stop making wrenches.

I think there should be more bears in advertising.

I think I will stop thinking now and go back to work.