Not All About Weddings

"Why did the wedding cross the road?"
"Why?"
"Because the bridesmaids' dresses did not match the buildings."


Is it still the bride and groom when a mop marries a broom?


"How many weddings does it take to change a light bulb?"
"How many?"
"Only one, but the light bulb has to be invited."


A wedding walked into a bar and the bartender said, "Whoa!  Whoa!  There's not enough room!"

"Knock.  Knock"

"Who's there?"

"A."

"A who?"

"A wedding."

"I'd let you in, but like the bar there's not enough room."

Remember:  Weddings have nothing to do with marriage.