Was it St.Valentine who chased all the hearts out of Ireland?
"Why do fools fall in love?"
"Why?"
"Because it is not a coincidence that Cupid rhymes with stupid."
Love and Marriage go together like Peace and War.
"I can't fall in love."
"Why not?"
"Because I haven't studied the Law of Gravity."
Do light bulbs change when they fall in love?
If love is blind, then how come you never see it with a white cane?
Is it possible to love yourself and not masturbate?
"Why did love cross the road?"
"Why?"
"Because it found a way."
"Oh Wise Master, how does one love one's enemies?"
"Very carefully, my child, very carefully."
Love never ends, but blogs do.
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