Not All About Death

"When did Death cross the road?"
"I dunno."
"When it was time."



Death walked into a bar and the bartender said, "What do you want?"
And Death said, "You."
(That's it for this joke.)

"Knock.  Knock."

"Who's there?"

"Death."

"Sorry, there's no one home."

"How many deaths does it take to change a light bulb?"

"How many?"

"None.  Death likes the dark."

"What's the difference between death and taxes?"

"What?"

"Death starts with a  D and taxes starts with a T."

"What is Death's favorite word?"

"What?"

"Surprise!"

"What is Death's favorite sport?"

"What?"

"War."

"War is not a sport."

"Try telling that to Death."

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