All About Bedbugs

A bedbug walked into a bar and the bartender said, "What will it be?"

The bedbug said, "Bring me a Mary, please, and I'll make her Bloody."

"Why did the bedbug cross the road?"

"Why?"

"It was following a Mary who ran from the bar."

"How many bedbugs does it take to change a light bulb?

"How many?"

Two.  One to change the light bulb, and the other to change the light bulb."

"That doesn't make sense."

"Neither do bedbugs changing light bulbs."

"Knock.  Knock."

"Who is there?"

"Aren't you."

"Aren't you who?"

"Aren't you glad I'm not a bedbug?"

"Where do bedbugs like to shop?"

"Where?"

"Everywhere except a pesticide store."

Movie - Bloody War -  Bedbugs join forces with vampires to fight the Red Cross for a blood bank.

(Based on the novel by Itchy Saurez)

If The Beatles had been The Bedbugs, then some of their song titles would be,
I Wanna Scratch Your Hand
Eleanor Biteme
Bloody Lane
Beds In Fields Forever
All You Need Is Blood
She Bites You
All My Scratching
Can't Buy Me Pesticides
Scratch and Shout
Nowhere Bug

http://www.torontosun.com/2017/08/01/bedbugs-gone-wild