All About Aliens

"Why did the alien cross the road?"
"Why?"
"His flying saucer was in for repairs."


An alien walked into a bar and the bartender said,"You're new around here.  Where are you from?"
And the alien said, "Planet Apathy in a galaxy far far away."
"Welcome to Earth," said the bartender.  "What will it be?"
And the alien said, "Oh, I don't care."

"Knock.  Knock"

"Who's there?"

"Alien."

"Alien who?"

"Alien Five, a sequel."

"How many aliens does it take to change a light bulb?"

"How many?"

"I don't know.  That's why I asked you."