About Forever

Forever wasn't always forever.  Once there was For, and once there was Ever.  For and Ever met at Infinity, a bar located in Eternity. It was love at first sight.  They made each other so happy that they vowed to stay together . . .  forever.


"How long did it take Forever to cross the road?"
"Forever?"
"Good guess, but we're not sure.  It's still crossing."


"How many forevers does it take to change a light bulb?"
"I don't know."
"One.  There is only one forever."

"Knock.  Knock."

"Who's there?"

"Forever."

"Forever who?"

"Forever and ever."

"Can you come back after this blog is over.  I haven't got the time to talk to you right now."

"Forever walks into a bar and the bartender says, "What will it be?"

Forever sits there saying nothing.

And the bartender asks, "Excuse me, but what would you like to drink?"

Forever says nothing.

"Hey Buddy," says the bartender, "is this gonna take long?"

And Forever says, "I don't know.  I'm still crossing the road."

"Why did Forever cross the road?"

"I don't know."

"To see how long it would take."

"So, have you decided yet?" asks the bartender.

"Yes," says Forever.  "I'll have a Diamonds Are Me, please?"

"Diamonds are you?" 

"Yes, Diamonds Are Forever."

"Knock.  Knock."

"Who's there?"

"Forever."

"Forever who?"

"Forever and ever."

"What?  Is the blog over already?"