Six Reasons for Several Days of Rain in Toronto

It started raining yesterday, in Toronto, and there is no end predicted for the next several days.  Here are six reasons for the rain:

-  Heaven has leaky pipes, and God lost his cell phone so he can't call a plumber.

- The sky is crying because of all the air pollution.

- The clouds want to lose weight so they can fit into their summer clothing.

- Mother Nature wants to make Earth a little better by washing some people off the planet.

- A giant forgot to turn off the tap in his bathtub.

And the final reason for the rain is because . . . just because.