Groundhog Day and Valentine's Day are only 12 days apart. Why not save time and space by celebrating them together? Think of the weight women would not gain if their partners gave shadows instead of chocolates.
I once dated a groundhog. We met online. For Valentine's Day, I gave her a bouquet of carrots. She was so excited she dug a thousand holes!
Our relationship ended suddenly during a trip to the country. A farmer shouted, "Pest!" and shot her.
And on the subject of shooting, what's with Cupid? He should have been arrested years ago. How come he gets away with shooting arrows into people's hearts? Shouldn't the police charge him with wounding or attempted murder?
We can call Groundhog Day and Valentine's Day
Valenhog's Day.
What happens on Valenhog's Day? If a heart sees its shadow, then we will have 6 more weeks of 42 days. If a heart does not see its shadow, then we will have 42 days of 6 more weeks.
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