ON PEARL HARBOR

On December 7, 1941, seventy-five years ago, the Japanese gave new meaning to the word, "surprise."

Pearl Harbor walked into a bar and the bartender said, "I'm not serving you.  The last time you were here you left such a mess."

And Pearl Harbor left feeling destroyed by the bartender's words.

"How many Pearl Harbors does it take to change light bulb?"

"How many?"

"None.  The bombs broke all the bulbs."

"Why did Pearl Harbor cross the road?"

"Why?"

"To devastate the other side."

"Knock.  Knock."

"Who's there?

"Pearl Harbor."

Pearl Harbor who?"

BOOM!