Monday, October 17, 2016

USELESS THOUGHTS



Should I start a company called Problems Unlimited?  People who don't have enough problems can buy more from me. 



Why don't they privatize Hell and allow Satan to contract out your sins?  
"It wasn't my fault, officer, the contractor did it." 



Can I get my money back if there is nothing after death?



Is enlightenment an army of of light bulbs?




At what point does the present become the future?




Do flood warnings apply to fish? 



Replace my negative thoughts with positive thoughts?   Isn't it easier to replace my negative thoughts with plus signs?  



Would I be happier if I lowered my expectations?



Do I spend too much time thinking and not enough time doing?

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