ARE YOU PREGNANT?

This is a true story.  The names have not been changed, to protect the innocent, because there are no names in this story except for Dollarama.  (Dollarama  is a discount dollar store with 800 locations across Canada.)

At one time only doctors administered pregnancy tests.  And then you could buy them at drugstores.  How times have changed!  Pregnancy tests are available at Dollarama. 

A young woman is embarrassed waiting in line at Dollarama.  She is waiting to pay for a pregnancy test kit.  A little unsure she asks the cashier,  "All you do is pee in it?"

The cashier, also embarrassed, nods.

Then the young woman pauses before asking, "Can I return it if it doesn't work?"