"I'd like to book an Italian," says Rhino.
"We have a special on an American in Paris," says the travel agent.
"No," says Rhino. "I've been in many Americans. I'd like to visit an Italian for a change."
"Male or female?" asks the travel agent.
"Doesn't matter--wait, male please. Females have much more plumbing than males, There's more chance of other viruses being there. I don't want a crowded vacation."
"Okay," says the travel agent. "I've booked you for a male Italian. You'll spend a week in his nose before moving down to his throat and lungs."
"Thanks," says Rhino.
"Enjoy your trip," says the travel agent.
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