WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?

"Where have you been these first six days of May?"

I forgot where I had hid my head, and could not find it.

"You were able to function without a head?"

Yes, it's a common practice for we humans.  We can carry on quite nicely without using our heads.  I was on Facebook.  I did not need my head for that.

"Really?"

Yes, and I was going to run for office, but I found my head.