Q: Why did the dream cross the road?
A: Because it was going on the a chicken's mind.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: It was sleepwalking.
A dream walks into bar and the bartender asks, "What will it be?"
The dream says, "I'll have an interpretation on the rocks, please."
"A Jung interpretation, or a Freud interpretation?" asks the bartender.
"Yes," says the dream.
The bartender jumps up and flies away, and the dream enjoys its glass of milk.
How many dreams does it take to change a light bulb?
None. You can't get a dream to change a light bulb because they spend too much time in bars drinking milk.
One dream walks up to another dream and says, "You're not making any sense."
The other dream says, " ."
And the first dream says, "Now you're fading."
One dream to another, "Would you like to come over to my place for a nightmare?"
The second dream says, "No thanks. I have to be up early tomorrow for a meeting with the collective unconscious."
"Knock Knock"
"Who's there?"
"The"
"The who?"
"The end of this dream."
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