WATCH TV

When I find myself in times of trouble, Mother Mary comes to me 
Speaking words of wisdom, Watch TV

And in my hour of darkness she is standing right in front of me

Speaking words of wisdom, Watch TV

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There will be a commercial,  Watch TV

And when the broken hearted people living in the world agree

There will be a commercial, Watch TV

For though they may be parted, there is still a chance that they will see

There will be a commercial, Watch TV

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Speaking words of wisdom, Watch TV

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Speaking words of wisdom,  Watch TV

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There will be a commercial Watch TV

And when the night is cloudy there is still a light that shines on me

It’s coming from the TV, Watch TV

I wake up to the sound of infomercials on my big TV 

Speaking words and showing as I Watch TV

Watch TV, Watch TV, Watch TV, yeah, Watch TV

There will be a commercial, Watch TV

Watch TV, Watch TV, Watch TV, yeah, Watch TV

Speaking words of wisdom, Watch TV

(With apologies to The Beatles)