As part of its transparency policy, the Central Intelligence Agency (CIA) has set up a schoolhouse to offer the public the following 13 courses:
- Mindfulness Meditation and Torture
- Assassinations 101
- Communications and Mind Control
- Popsicles and Propaganda
- How To Support A Puppet Government
- Deep-State Relaxation
- Computer Hacking for Fun and Profit
- Successful Gardening After A Coup
- Fun With Forgery
- Cooking and Kitchen-Counter Intelligence
- How To Use A Paper Shredder
- Assisted Suicide Whether It Is Wanted or Not
- How To Lie When Telling The Truth.
Students are urged to register as soon as possible before the CIA denies that it exists.
