How hot was it in Toronto? It was so hot that . . .
- The Equator cancelled its vacation, in Toronto, for fear of getting heatstroke.
- Deodorants started sweating and smelling.
- The CN Tower jumped into Lake Ontario to cool off, and quickly resumed its position before anyone noticed.
- Ice cream cones started eating themselves to keep cool.
- Electric fans and air conditioning units demanded triple pay.
- My laptop started to mel-
