Not All About Today

"Why did Today cross the road?"
"Why?"
"Because it was time."


"How many todays does it take to change a light bulb?"
"How many?"
"Just one."
"That's it?  Just one?  Where is the punchline?"
"Today threw it out with the burnt-out light bulb."

"Knock.  Knock"

"Who's there?"

"Today."

"Today who?"

"Today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday."

"What nationality is Today?"

"Canadian?"

"No, Nowian.  It's from Now."

"Why is it always Today?"

"Why?"

"The leader of Now has lots of influence."

"Where would we be if it wasn't for Today?"

"I dunno."

"Stuck somewhere in time."

"It's a good thing Today can swim."

"Why?"

"It will never drown in To-Do-List Ocean."

"How is Today programmed?"

"How?"

"Today is programmed to be present which makes it a gift."

"What is Today's favorite hobby?"

"What?"

"Today's favorite hobby is making time."

Today walked into a bar and the bartender said, "It' about time you got here.  I've been waiting for you since sunrise."

And Today said, "Sorry I'm late.  I got stuck in a blog."