Not All about Walls

"Why did the wall cross the road?"
"Why?"
"To meet another wall at the corner."


"What do a wall and a pot have in common?"
"I dunno."
"Both are found in kitchens and dictionaries."


"Why do walls like to travel in fours?"
"Why?"
"More room."


A wall trudged into a bar and the bartender said, "Why are you so sad?"
And the wall said, "The U.S. president wants to put me out in the wilderness."
"Gee, that's too bad," said the bartender.  "What can I get you?"
And the wall said, "Bring me a Black Russian, please.  I want to see if I can get it to meddle with the president's decision."


"Why are inside walls always on their best behavior?"
"I dunno."
"They are constantly watched over by a ceiling."


"When do walls move around?"
"When?"
"When you're drunk."


"When do walls usually take a trip?"
"I dunno."
"During a tornado."


"Why don't walls go swimming?"
"Why?"
"They can't find bathing suits that fit."

"Knock.  Knock"

"Who's there?"

"Wall."

"Wall who?"

"What are you so happy about?"

"I'm happy because it's the end of this blog and we can go home."