Some Thoughts On Mother Nature

Were cave dwellers Mother Nature's first gynecologists?

Mother Nature produces Reincarnation Milk.  It's evaporated milk that keeps coming back.

You can only play your Akashic Records on Mother Nature's turntable.

It is not Climate Change.  It is Mother Nature's menopausal mood swings.

Mother Nature was engaged to Garbage Dump, but she broke it off.  She did not want toxic kids.

Hotels do not like renting rooms to Mother Nature.  Too many bugs.

"How does Mother Nature deal with her yeast   infections?"

"How?"

"She doesn't."

"At one time Mother Nature created flowers that looked like hammers, but she stopped."

"Why?"

"Too many bees were getting banged."

"Mother Nature tried, but could not get home insurance."

"Why not?"

"A leaky roof, and too many exotic pets."

Mother Nature walked into a bar and the bartender  said, "What will it be?"

Mother Nature said, "A glass of unpolluted water,   please."

"Sorry," said the bartender, "but we don't have that anymore.  Try a bar on another planet."

"Okay thanks," said Mother Nature as she walked out and crossed the road to ask the chickens which planets to check.