If dogs ruled our country . . .
- Going for walks would be a national pastime
- Perfumes would stink
- Sniffing butts would be okay in public
- Fire hydrants would have a special status
- Fetch would become our national sport
- Doggy style would make the missionary position obsolete
- There would be concentration camps for cats
- Being needy wouldn't be a negative thing
- Bones would replace gold
- Dog leashes would be banned
And finally, if dogs ruled our country, then Canada would be renamed, Canineada
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