Not All About The Wind

In Toronto, on Wednesday April 4, there were power failures because trees fell on electrical wires.  Shingles flew off rooftops.  Garbage cans traveled about.  Winds blew almost 100 Kilometers (60 miles) per hour. Where were the police with their radar?

https://www.cp24.com/news/hydro-one-more-than-20-000-still-without-power-after-windstorm-1.3872134



"Why did the wind cross the road?"
"Why?"
"Because the warm air rose on the other side of the street and the cool air moved in to replace it."
"I was expecting a joke."
"Well, lower your expectations."

"Blow.  Blow."

"Who's there?

"Wind."

"Wind who."

"Just Wind."

"Okay, I will let you in as long as you promise not to break."

"Why do married men love standing in the wind?"

"I dunno."

"Because that's the closest they're gonna get to getting blown."

Are there too many hurricanes and not enough himmicanes?

"What do you get when you cross the wind with water?"

"What?"

"A storm."
"I was expecting another joke."
"I told you to lower your expectations."


"What did the wind get for Christmas?"
"What?"
"A bicyclone."


"I think you should stop now.  My expectations can't get any lower."
"Okay."