Getting A Life?

If I were to get a life, then I would be . . . 

- Gasoline so I could watch my worth go up and up and up;

- A banana peel so I could slip and slide my way through life;

- A flea in a kennel so it would not matter where I started;

- A bear that people would have to cross;

- Wisdom so I would stay new not getting much use;

- Gratitude, thank you very much;

- Spring and confuse the world by coming twice a year;

- Truth, again staying new by not getting much use;

- A superhero and save Earth from human beings;

- An accident and happen by accident;

and finally,

If I were to get a life, then I would be The End so I could stop.