Not All About Questions

"Why did the question cross the road?"

"Why?"

"Because it was there."

Is God a dropout?  Where are the records to show that God finished school?

A question walked into a bar and the bartender said, "What will it be?"

And the question said, "I don't know.  I've never been in a bar joke before."

Do you know how hard it is to wash and dry your hair when you're bald?

Is the weather unpredictable because everything is up in the air?

Why do they call it toilet paper when it is not used on toilets?

Do headaches have sex?

Do souls have shoes?



Does the road ever get tired of being hit by Jack?



"Knock.  Knock"
"Who's there?"
"Question."
"Question who?"
"Duh--I'm not sure.  This is my first knock-knock joke."



How will this blog end?