Not All About Extreme Cold In Toronto

Toronto's waterfront on December 28, 2017. CITYNEWS

The city of Toronto under extreme cold weather alert . . . 




"Why did the extreme cold cross the road?"
"Why?"
"Because it was part of the weather and weather doesn't stay on one side of the street."


"Why is there no snow in Toronto?"
"Why?"
"The snow left because it was too cold."


"It's so cold in Toronto."
"How cold is it?"
"It's so cold that Spring won't visit Toronto until it gets warmer.
"It's so cold that thermometers can't get it up.
"It's so cold that even icebergs are freezing."


"Why isn't the North Pole in Toronto?"
"Why?"
"It's too cold."
"How cold is it?"
"It's so cold that some people forget that they asked questions already answered?"

"Knock.  Knock."

"Who's there?"

"Extreme cold weather."

"Extreme cold weather who?"

"Never mind the questions.  Open the damn door and let me in.  I'm freezing!"

"How many extreme cold weather alerts does it take to change a light bulb?

"How many?"

"None.  The light bulb quickly changes itself and moves to a warmer climate."