Not All About Crowded Buses

BREAKING NEWS:   ALL OF EARTH'S 7 BILLION POPULATION IS IN TORONTO TAKING PUBLIC TRANSIT!



"Where can you find a crowded bus?"
"Where?"
"Anywhere in Toronto."


"Why did the crowded bus cross the road?"
"Why?"
"To get to a bus stop."


"What does a crowded bus do when it gets to a bus stop?"
"I dunno."
"It picks up more people."


"What do more people do on a crowded bus?"
"What?"
"Make it more crowded."


"What is one of the greatest mysteries of life?"
"What?"
"Trying to figure out who on a crowded bus farted."


"How many crowded buses does it take to change a light bulb?"
"How many?"
"None, but on board will be an electrical engineer, or someone with a Ph.D. in physics, who will know how to do it."

"What's the difference between a crowded bus and a crowded elevator?"
"I dunno."
"Really?  Obviously, there's been some gaps in your education."


"What did the crowded bus driver say to the truck driver with a truckload of sheep?"
"What?"
"He said, 'You and I are in the same business.' "

"Knock.  Knock."

"Who's there?"

"Crowded bus looking to."

"Crowded bus looking to who?"

"Crowded bus looking to make a delivery to The People's Grill, a restaurant for cannibals."

"Didn't you hear?"

"What?"

The authorities closed down The People's Grill."

"Why?"

"Because it's against the law to eat people."

A crowded bus went into a bar . . .  
What a mess!