Tuesday, November 7, 2017

Questions Not Frequently Asked



Why is the sky blue?  Was it always depressed?


How long does something have to be before it is called "short"?


What do gifts give each other for Christmas?


Would garbage still smell if it showered more often?


Which university did The Universe go to?


Was Curiosity ever charged with cruelty to animals?


Why are dead people always late for dinner?


How does one become a Good Vibration?


What would rain be if it wasn't rain?


What was the first question, and who asked it?*




* God asked the first question:  "Will human beings survive even though I haven't perfected their brains?"

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