"Why did the positive attitude cross the road?"
"Why?"
"To experience the wonderfulness of the other side."
An optimist walked into a bar and the bartender said, "What will it be?"
And the optimist said, "It doesn't matter. Whatever you bring me will be wonderful!"
A famous philosopher once said, "Life is all about having a positive attitude. Bad things will happen. When they do, take the best of the bad situation . . . and make it worse."
"How many positive attitudes does it take to change a light bulb?"
"How many?"
"None. Shine with such joy and positivity that burned out light bulbs don't matter."
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