Not All About Garbage Cans

"Why did the garbage can cross the road?"
"Why?"
"It was late and missed the garbage truck on the side it was on.  It thought it would catch the garbage truck on the other side."
"Gosh, that's a lot of words for a punchline."


"How many garbage cans does it take to change a light bulb?"
"How many?"
"Twelve."
"Twelve?"
"Twelve.  Union rules."


A garbage can walked into a bar and the bartender shouted, "Get out!  It's not garbage day."


"What do you get when you cross a garbage can with a couch?"
"What?"
"Uncomfortable smelly furniture."


"What's the difference between a garbage can and a refrigerator?"
"I dunno."
"I'll never go to your place for dinner."


"What do you get when you cross a garbage can with a restaurant?"
"What?"
"McDonald's."


"What do you get when you cross a garbage can with a rose?"
"What?"
"A stinky plant that you have to put out once a week."


If a garbage can tips over in the forest and no one is there to hear it, then who cleans up the mess?


"What do you get when you crush a garbage can?"
"I dunno."
"A crushed garbage can."


"What do you get when you cross a garbage can with the alphabet?"
"What?"
"This blog."