Here are some reasons I don't post a blog every day:
- My time machine broke and I won't get back until yesterday.
- The dog ate my computer.
- I'm helping God run the Universe.
- I died, and it takes me much longer to do things.
- Donald Trump and the Russians conspire to block my blogs.
- I washed my keyboard and can't do a thing with it.
- My computer has the bird flu and keeps flying away.
- I can't find the right balance between writing blogs and writing blogs.
- I spend too much time rocking a chair.
- I can't count and have no idea why this causes blog gaps.
- Some days I run away to join the circus.
- I spend a lot of time preparing dinner for my neighbors who are cannibals.
- I'm in love and can't get out.
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