All About Irons

"Why didn't the iron cross the road?"
"Why?"
"No extension cord."


"How many irons does it take to change a light bulb?"
"How many?"
"Just one, but the light bulb has to be wrinkled."

"Knock.  Knock"

"Who's there?"

"Iron."

"Iron who?"

"Iron the floor outside your door.  If I leave the building, then Iron on the sidewalk."

"Are you steamed at me?" asked the wrinkle.

"Yes I am," said the iron.  "You better kiss your crease goodbye."

An iron walked into a bar and the bartender said, "What will it be?"
The iron said, "I'll have some wrinkles, please."
"I'm sorry," said the bartender, "but we don't serve wrinkles here."
And the iron said, "No wrinkles?  I don't know what else to say, and that funny bone guy is out of ideas."