Moon: "I came. I saw. I covered."
Sun: "Thanks Moon. I always wanted to be black."
"Why did the eclipse cross the road?"
"Why?"
"To make it dark on the other side."
"What does an eclipse use when it rains?"
"What?"
"An umbra."
An eclipse walked into a bar and the bartender said, "Please leave. You're making it dark in here."
And the eclipse said, "You're just picking on me 'cause I'm black."
(Note: The eclipse successfully sued the bartender and was awarded 49 cents plus court costs.)
"Knock. Knock."
"Who's there?"
"Eclipse."
"Eclipse who?"
"Eclipse are better than clothespins when hanging emails."
In the Great Gun Battle of August 21, 2017, Sun said to Moon: "Cover me."
Eclipse Books:
Suneo & Mooniet by William Spacespeare
A Tale of Two Eclipses by Charles Sunkens
The Invisible Dark by H. G. Moons
The Shadow in the Rye by J. D. Suninger
Famous Wise Words of an Eclipse:
"Don't look at me. You will damage my eyes."
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