He was so fat, they used his pants as parachutes.
She was so fat, you needed a submarine to have sex with her.
He was so fat, he needed two taxis to go anywhere.
She was so fat, she made hippos look anorexic.
He was so fat, someone always called the fire department when he smoked a cigarette.
She was so fat, astronomers thought she was a planet.
He was so fat, clouds thought him handsome.
She was so fat, seats complained when she sat on them.
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