Friday, June 23, 2017

Benefits Of Having A Bad Memory




Having a bad memory has benefits:

- You're always meeting new people.

- You can tell the same stories and hear them for the first time.

- You will never have to complete a To-Do List.  Even if you write one, you will forget where you put it.

- Your world is timeless.  

- You always live in a new place.

- You always wear new clothes.

- Every week you have a new adventure finding your way home after putting out the garbage.

- You're rich because you forget how much money you don't have.

- You're always learning something new.

- You will never be unemployed.  The government will always have a job for you.

- There are another 147 benefits to having a bad memory, but I don't remember them.

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