Dear God,
Would you mind not being my shepherd? I don't like thinking about myself as a sheep. Also, I am not big on walking around in green pastures. Too many bugs and my shoes get dirty.
How about you be my Chief Executive Officer (CEO)?
The Lord is my CEO
I shall never be laid off . . .
I will work on it later.
The only problem for me is to get hired at the place where you work. Where do I apply? A minister once told me that you work in Mysterious Ways. Where is Mysterious Ways? I have checked all the business directories and cannot find this company.
Take your time in getting back to me. I know you are busy running the Universe, and trying to make America great again.
Your Faithful Funny Bone,
Me
P.S. Any word on the winning lottery numbers?
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