6 Ways To Motivate Yourself To Write

1 - Have a friend hold a gun to your head.  Your friend can blow your brains out if you don't start writing.  (Don't worry about getting shot.  With no brains, you can always go into politics.)

2 - Rob a bank and get caught.  This should give you plenty to write about.

3 - Set a timer for 5 minutes.  During that 5 minutes write, tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick . . . 

4 - Murder your inner critic.

5 - Set a goal to write 0 pages per day.

6 - Reward yourself for writing.  After a week of writing 0 pages per day, reward yourself by going out and buying more paper.