It's All About Self-Control

Self-Control walked into a bar and the bartender said, "What will it be?"
Self-Control said nothing and the bartender walked away.


"Why did Self-Control cross the road?"
"I don't know."
"To regulate emotions on the other side."


"How much self-control does it take to change a light bulb?"
"How much?"
"A lot when you are standing on a ladder or chair."

"Knock.  Knock."

"Who's there?"

"Self."

"Self who?"

"Self-Control."

"Go away!  You're no fun."

"Why didn't  the chicken cross the road?"

"Why?"

"Self-control."

"Why didn't the chicken cross the road?"

"Self-control."

"No, that was the chicken in another joke.  The chicken in this joke had no reason to cross the road."

"Why did Self-Control take a shower?"

"I don't know."

"Because it is a thief.  Sometimes it steals other things such as joy."

The bartender returned and said, "Look, buddy, you have to order something.  You can't just sit there."

Self-Control said, "Okay, can you get me a blog that's all about me?  It doesn't have to be funny."