Friday, March 10, 2017

Places Never To Raid




Never raid a flea market.  You'll leave with more than you came for.


Never raid an orgy.  It will screw you up.


Never raid a refrigerator unless you are not on a diet.


Never raid a dictionary.  No reason.  Just take my word for it.


Never raid a political party unless you have been vaccinated against bullshit.


Never raid the Number Zero.  It's not worth it.  You will end up with nothing.


Never raid a sinking ship.


Never raid your unconscious mind.  It will confuse you, and may cause years of therapy.


Never raid The End, unless you are finished.