Tuesday, November 15, 2016

HOW TO IMPROVE YOUR MEMORY AND CONCENTRATION





In a saucepan, heat oil over medium heat.  Add leeks and salt.  Cook until you are flying in an airplane.



When you meet people for the first time, kill them.  That way you will never forget their names.  (If you do forget, then the police will remind you.)



Trust your subconscious and give it some money now and again.



To remember where you put your glasses, don't wear them.



Add garlic.  Heat for 1 minute.  Add broth, tomatoes, red peppers, thyme and a flashlight.  Bring to a boil, and reduce heat for your trip to the beach. 



Dog   Car   Mountain   Carpet

A dog drove his mountain to a huge car, climbed the car, and peed on the carpet.



Spelling in English can be a challenge.  The best way to remember how to spell is to carry a dictionary.



Exercise helps improve memory and concentration.  To get all the exercise you need, climb one mountain per day.



When done, pour soup in serving bowls and top each bowl with sawdust.  Serve with science fiction.

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