Keep breathing. Scientific studies have proven that life is better when you breathe.
Filing your socks in alphabetical order makes them easier to find.
Always obey the Law of Gravity.
Avoid plastic surgeons on hot days. They melt.
Never eat meals while sleeping.
Keep away from nuclear explosions.
Wear clothes when in public, but remove clothing before showering or bathing.
Loose weight to save space.
Take action, but be sure to put it back.
Look in the mirror occasionally to make sure you're the same person.
Lie down when you die.
Learn to count. (There are 9 tips in this blog.)
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